Boy: Bhagwan ji kya shadi se pehle

Boy: Bhagwan ji kya shadi se pehle

kisi ladki ke saath sona paap hai?

God: Bilkul nahi, lekin kamino tum log sote kahan ho…!

Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor

Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..! kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari? Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..! Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai, Poore bihar ki nahi